contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

cantalouper

A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.

Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.

Reuben: Cantalouper.

by MelonLiquor June 22, 2014

contact cringe

The automatic biological response to cringe away from any sort of human contact. Prominently found in the introvert strand of the homo sapien species.

"Dude It was just a pat on the back, what's with the contact cringe?"

by IDCC May 7, 2017

Centale Scam

The act of selling or getting sold illegal drugs that are laced with enough Cyanide to kill. It gets its name from how people would usually get scammed of their life by their dealer telling them they had some extra left over the previous night and would give a discount for the drugs left over. A discount which would be the equivalent of selling the drugs for a CENT.

John had heard of people who had fell for the centale scam before, but he took his chances.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

contact tracing

A method of keeping tract of the contacts a person with an infectious disease has, to prevent the spread of the disease. Tracing can be used to find the original source of the disease by looking at one's contacts before they were infected, and after they were infected to see who they may have spread the disease to. Once individuals who had contacts with the disease have been identified they are tested for the disease, to stop them from disease spreading behavior till their condition has been identified. If individuals are found to be infected with the disease they continue to stop any disease spreading behavior, (e.g. isolation) and are treated, so they don't spread the disease to others.

People in charge of public health and the spreading of VD, have being using contact tracing long before those fighting the lasted pandemic used it.

by mlhiss April 24, 2020

Centakilamillagod

an ultimate being more powerful than your rumba

That centakilamillagod destroyed the rumba!

by Merpish Man April 24, 2020

Centaur

Typically rare as the Unicorn, Centaurs are athletic & masculine single bisexual males or male couples who roam the swingers lifestyle, and often run wild with a variety of couples and singles, openly or discreetly.

Jane and John had a great time last night and woke up with a couple hot Centaurs in their room.

by Centaur69 May 10, 2021