26 definitions by Qinhlerjano
A joke which makes other people go "YIKES". That's the jokes only purpose, not to be good or funny, but to make people go yikes.
*The following jokes are not supposed to offend anyone and are mostly comprised of yo mamma jokes
Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.
Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"
Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar
Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.
Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.
Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"
Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar
Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.
Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
by Qinhlerjano December 1, 2019
The act of selling or getting sold illegal drugs that are laced with enough Cyanide to kill. It gets its name from how people would usually get scammed of their life by their dealer telling them they had some extra left over the previous night and would give a discount for the drugs left over. A discount which would be the equivalent of selling the drugs for a CENT.
by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
John who had just bought weed and had his first try was disappointed to realize he was scammed out of his money since the weed he bought were thnead.
by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
An undeserved runt/bad person who doesn't deserve much if not all of the backlash from people. Someone can become a reijgrwë by doing something bad, making a big mistake, being underestimated by first impressions, or even by just being unfunny. Also I know your wondering this, so reijgrwë is pronounced "reiYguhrwE".
Just because John had accidentally shot Toms grandpa with a pistol, everybody considered him a horrible person, which John thought was harsh and though of himself as only a Reijgrwë
by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019
To call someone dumb (It's not even in a foreign language either, just smashed my keyboard)
I'm also Albanian and to say this word in Albanian you would say "Pweketnulyar" so thats how you pronounce it
I'm also Albanian and to say this word in Albanian you would say "Pweketnulyar" so thats how you pronounce it
He was being very Pgwequetnuljar in Toms eyes as he started ranting on how Apex legends is better then Fortnite even though both those games were deader then his grandpa by now
by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019