by lovenin November 19, 2010
Get the Crotch Cotmug. by W Haycock November 5, 2013
Get the vulture's crotchmug. by Bisland March 26, 2010
Get the Canine Crotchmug. Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019
Get the Crotch Cricketsmug. A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.
Jeff: Is that swass I smell?
Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.
Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.
Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
by kingpin202 November 24, 2009
Get the Crotch-boymug. The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.
Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives
by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015
Get the Dorito Crotchmug. by h¢kd õ§ February 19, 2011
Get the crotch bonemug.