I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)

Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

V-crook

to fool a woman into having sex despite undersized penis endowment

Julia got V-crooked, that guy she picked up last night is slung so tiny!

by testytesty July 10, 2005

Crooked Commie

It is when you take a girls democracy away, then kill her.

Yo man, Dmitriy gave that bitch a Crooked Commie.

by Dirty D, the man the myth the legend July 31, 2006

Croom

1. A place where many people gather on the web ie. Chat Room.
2. Something that is inheriantly awesome

1. Lets all meet in the Croom and get random
2. Punching emo's is as Croom as an Assclown.

by The Assclown King September 23, 2008

crook

crook: Dick Nixon

Dick Nixon was a crook, so, Dick Nixon before he dicks you.

by Richard Milhouse Noxin May 21, 2003

cooze bag

used to describe someone who really pisses you off

dude you were being a major cooze bag last night

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

cooze

a dirty slut who probably has some diseases

"you see that cooze? she gave me the clap."

by metal face December 6, 2003