Hooker Cooker

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

by Fredvegas November 6, 2007

Cook Me Plox

Wanting to make teh edits and capable of being both medium rare and a nub.

Cook Me Plox = cuk u plz

by lawlrus123423 January 23, 2011

crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

by gooooglakis January 7, 2010

Welfare Cook book

An Imaginary Book of recipes used for cooking the most amazing food with the least amount of ingrediants. If you recieve "Food Stamps" you've heard of this Book.

Mom made us another amazing meal last night. Ramen Noodles with garlic and Ketchup. Tasted just like spaghetti. She must have got that one from the Welfare Cook book.

by Vandie August 16, 2006

cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

by Fenland July 14, 2005

chookachox

an exclamation. Often used in New Jersey but found in regions of Martha's Vinyard, Mass. Believed to have roots in the ancient Fishamaic language. Used to describe one's day in a positive light. Also believed to describe ones own anus.

I was having a chookachox day until that Green Penis came along!

by Angus Shangus November 10, 2008

clook

Clook - People that have predominantly large protruding chins and speak in such a way, a typically 'clooky' sounding sentence would be as follows;

Charlie chooses chocolate chip cookies.

Sonia from eastenders (she's well clooky)

by The Phantom Clook December 20, 2010