Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.

Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "

by TheHanMan April 2, 2009

Bob Marley Concert

When one usually with a group of friends smokes marijuana. Refers to association of reggae and musician Bob Marley with marijuana. "Tickets" to the concert can be any marijuana related paraphernalia including, marijuana itself, or what is used to smoke it. Reggae music is optional.

Jack: Hey Mark you want to go to a Bob Marley Concert?
Mark: Yup, I've got my ticket right here (pulls out bag of weed)

by newkidONtheblock March 29, 2009

Conkers Deep

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

by Adrian December 5, 2003

coner

When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.

HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.

by Max Maddox April 24, 2007

concert hangover

after an especially loud concert, when you can't hear, or even feel your ears in some cases. especially true if you've actually been drinking at said concert

i had such a concert hangover after Metallica played, i could barely feel my face:P!

by erica10 December 25, 2007

concerta

1 A drug for ADD that helps you concentrate for 6 hours!! ^_^
2 But you can also use it to stay awake. Its like a caffine pill ^__^

1 I use concerta cus I'm slow!
2. On weekends I take it at 11 then stay awake until 5am!!!

by carol March 25, 2005

Concerta

Concerta is a drug used for people who have ADHD. like me! It keeps you alert and really focused on shit. IT CAN ALSO GET YOU JACKED THE FUCK UP!!! If you take four of the white 36mg(144mg) pills or have the equivalent to four of the 36mg pills in the form of the higher or lower sized doses of the drug. Your height and weight may make a difference in how high you get. You can either pop it, snort it, or smoke it. It usually takes 30-45 minutes for it to kick in if you just pop them. If smoked or snorted, it will effect you almost instantly. The high will last between 6-7 hours after you feel it kick in. Most likely you wont be able to go to sleep. I dont think that you can overdose, but if you pop to many of them, you might get a nasty stomach ache though. You should also consider having a reliable person around that will be able to assist you if you actually have any problems. (Your body could possibly become dependent on the drug) Also very importantly, dont get caught with it. If you think that you are about to get caught, you should either throw them out, stash them, or just swallow them all. Dont even worry about it. It isnt the end of the world. Its just a drug that can be easily attained because of the fact that parents think just because you have bad grades means that you have ADD and need to be put on medication in order to make better grades. I take one 36mg pill every morning before school and it keeps me going. It never really helped my grades in school. I can tell you that i never fell asleep during class. It may cause you to have little or no appetite while under the influence of this drug either to get high or to use as prescribed by your doctor. It will stay in your system for atleast 2-3 days as do most amphetamines. It can be a really fun pill to have just incase you have no other means of getting high. Have fun

Dude, i just baught a bottle of concerta from dudeman on the corner so we can get skeed the fuck up tonight!!!

by Stukies April 14, 2005