candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.

twilight saga, candy read

by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010

candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

Candy Grabbin

When the male of the species becomes physically intrusive with a female in an inappropriate or unwelcome manner.

Also can refer to a preplanned night of debauchery at a party or club when fornication with the opposite (or same) sex is anticipated ("Candy Grab").

"Hey Cameron, that guy over there is candy grabbin on your girl! Let's go kick his ass!"

"Gentlemen, tonight will be the most epic Candy Grab in Alpha Omega Epsilon's storied history."

by Karl Hunguss October 25, 2011

candy coated blow job

The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.

My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.

by Allenjon576 May 2, 2013

candy crush karma

The act of donating extra moves and/or lives on Candy Crush Saga to Facebook friends, particularly those that you don't like, thinking that the good karma will increase your ability to beat an especially difficult level of the game.

Amanda: "Sherida, what level of Candy Crush are you on?"

Sherida: "I'm stuck on 116, but I responded to a bunch of people's requests - so hopeflly that will improve my Candy Crush Karma."

Amanda: "That's a good idea, cuh!"

by ShayJ45 November 19, 2013

candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.

Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!

by loirão July 16, 2014

Candy Slit

A particularly delicious vagina.

If you can give me a good eating out experience, I swear I will munch on that candy slit like no tomorrow.

by EatACookie July 18, 2014