The main religious act of the Butthole Bandits, cinching involves sealing ones anal cavity with superglue and putty.
The act is performed in order to ensure that no sins are committed when one poops, and that holiness is kept inside.
Cinching is completed as an initiation process and patrons of the butthole bandits have the act completed by the butthole brigade.
Guaranteed attendance to heaven within two weeks of being cinched.
The act is performed in order to ensure that no sins are committed when one poops, and that holiness is kept inside.
Cinching is completed as an initiation process and patrons of the butthole bandits have the act completed by the butthole brigade.
Guaranteed attendance to heaven within two weeks of being cinched.
Susan! I’ve been cinched recently and I feel like a new woman! You should think about getting some cinching done as well!
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