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Celine Dion

What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy shit dropped on us? Celine became a star in the fucking PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon, Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.
I was in the wonderful city of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying fuck.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 10, 2008
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Colin Farrell

Colin Farell was lookin pretty good in Phone Booth!
by K Dub April 9, 2005
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Colin Brooks

Hey I saw Colin Brooks yesterday!

Did he have his instrument?

No.

Thank God.
by Chaos Evoker February 14, 2005
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Colin

Sexiest of the sexy and is the awesomest of the awesomest. Everyone wants him because they are very smart and are good at sports golf basketball etc. He is kind and Denys his great looks.All the girls want him I have never met a gay Colin they don't jump to conclusions with girls and waits for the right one that is my idea of a Colin .
Girl one- man Colin is so SEXY Girl two- I wish he would ask me out
by Hfjehxhfheehjf September 1, 2016
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Colin

Colin is a husky boy with beautiful blue eyes. They are usually silent, scary and somewhat antisocial but He's a great guy when you get to know him always saying funny jokes and treats you like family and will dislocate a kid's finger if they treat you wrong. The only down sides to Colin is he builds up emotion and throws it into anger and will be easy to anger. He tries to fix it by heavy drinking and smoking but that only kills him slowly
That kid is a colin
by Jill sully March 14, 2017
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colonel

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.
Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.
by Leokills January 20, 2006
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Colin Kaepernick

The most courageous athlete that the world has seen since Muhammad Ali! Colin Kaepernick is a talented quarterback who possesses great leadership and morality. He currently has a vegan diet and works out consistently to stay in good shape, and it's just unfortunate that the NFL decided to Whiteball him for exercising his First Amendment rights, and for not standing for a national anthem that was written by a racist slave owner and celebrates the killing of slaves in it's third stanza (may Frances Scott Key rest in piss). Colin Kaepernick (no matter what ignorant people say about him) made history, and will now ALWAYS be known as an iconic hero within the Black community. From donating over 1 million dollars to different charities, to meeting with the families of the victims of police brutality, to giving back to the homeless, etc, what he's done for our community is just outstanding.
"Colin Kaepernick is one of the greatest leaders that we have in this country, during a time when we need leadership more than ever."
by IBTAL November 17, 2019
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