Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

alaskan coiler

An Alaskan coiler is a poop so large that it coils around the toilet bowl and protrudes the water.

"Bro, clear the F out. I'm about to pinch off an Alaskan coiler"

by butt cheeks. November 6, 2015

Farmyard convention

A congregation of police officers.

Police officers =Pigs

*sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention??

by Rhiblue July 16, 2018

AMSA Convention

When a bunch of amsa students get together at the Upper / Lower school cafeterias or ForeKicks (you know, the soccer facility) to talk about cool stuff like plagiarism, screen time, or ACTing.

"aaron lloyd fuller is really excited about the AMSA Convention tomorrow."
"Yeah, he's giving a speech about the glorious nature of the Roman peoples."

by person682962893672674628374923 November 11, 2018

gosal convenience store

A small corner shop where the wallpaper is peeling off the walls and it probably stinks of alcohol, takeaway or curry

I went to the gosal convenience store where the wallpaper is peeling off the walls and it probably stinks of alchohol, takeaway or curry.

by Tomthetatman November 14, 2020

Diminutive convention

When you can't be bothered to name your variable meaningfully so you u use the first thing that comes to your mind. Usually diminutive. This convention is not yet widely acknowledged

A: Hey, why is your instance of java Calendar called "smallCalendar"
B: Bro don't you see it's inside the for loop?!
A: Oh it's the diminutive convention, sorry

by Perkela April 8, 2021

Well-Clive

To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.

One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."

I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."

by Waltonator June 20, 2021