colorado cocktail

Marijuana. Weed. Some of that home grown rocky mountain broccoli!

In 2012 Colorado Passed Amendment 64, which effectively regulates marijuana like alchohol. The term's origin is unclear.

Let's chill with a Colorado cocktail!

by John Hickenlooper April 14, 2014

moltov cocktail

French version of the famous "molotov" cocktail. The French use fries in their version which creates a reaction between the starch and flammable liquid creating a bigger explosion.

I want to throw a moltov cocktail when people call off from work!

by tits&clits August 25, 2014

butt cocktail

When multiple men ejaculate into another persons butt hole.

"Man my butt hurts this morning!"

"Yeah, you totally passed out last night so me and the boys made you a butt cocktail."

by Sausage Handler July 10, 2016

Mazel Tov Cocktail

Vodka w/ vanilla extract and lemon extract (8-1-1 ratio), smoked and w/ a lemon peel.

Barkeep: Wuddle it be?
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.

by LeechminMendoza June 26, 2019

The Morro Cocktail

The act of taking shrooms, alcohol and weed. Sitting in a tree listing to jazz

Aw man we did the Morro Cocktail last weekend

by Jazz monkey August 12, 2022

Cocktail

A beverage consisting of hard alcohol and typically a mixer. So named because of the hope that enough of them will allow men to put their cocks in another's tail.

Husband: Honey, it's my birthday. How about some anal tonight?
Wife: I don't know yet. I'll need a ton of cocktails to even consider it.

by Minionite December 20, 2016

shrimp cocktail

How a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.

Gina: "How was your date?" Alexandra: "Conversation over dinner was awesome but later I was severely disappointed when he shed his Calvins and served me up a shrimp cocktail."

by machBailz May 16, 2007