A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.
by Dadof3girls March 12, 2016
When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.
by Lilapowers June 15, 2018
A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
XBOX 360 Douche Canoe
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
by Harrysavage January 24, 2023
by JessDancer26 October 30, 2018
Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.
by SonaIsGold June 07, 2021
"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."
by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021