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Callumia

1.

The Combination of the two greatest people in the world.

Their holy body shall be worshipped above all others for their great ideas and extraordinary gifts.

2. Retina displacement syndrome
It shows its symptoms at the age of 67
In the next week your eyes slowly move themselves to the back of your head.
1. Wow! You couldn't of thought that up all by yourself, it must of been a Callumia moment!

2. Well you're fucked, you have Callumia. Im so sorry.
by Callumia September 2, 2012
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Callum Wood

by notcallumwood September 18, 2014
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Calling it for tits

When you are finished with a task.
Johnny finally finished his 40 page research paper. With a big stretch he yelled, "Calling it for Tits!"
by 1905wicked January 7, 2016
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callum mccrossan

Person1: Do you know Callum McCrossan

Person 2: Yeah he's a prick

Aquaman: True True
by An unknown being September 13, 2016
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callum farrell

This name means you're a sexy looking blonde lad with a a lot of length. Girls thrive over your junk and are unable to resist the urge to suck it.
Callum Farrell's dick is fucking massive mate
by calfaz March 30, 2017
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callum aitken

euphemism for the word 'cunt'. In football, must be punished with a red card.
Wow, you're such a Callum Aitken
by BlazeOfGloredcard September 8, 2017
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callum penn

A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal
by Crex6 May 5, 2018
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