Costcotard

Condition where someone loses their situational awareness and mindlessly blocks the aisle while sampling free food at Costco.

Costco on weekends has too many Costcotards.

by Middagh July 20, 2008

Costello Clapp

A Costello Clapp is when after coitus, instead of cumming in or on your partner, you cum into your hand and proceed to smack them in the face with the handful of cum.

After I was done having sex with Melyssa, I costello clapped her across the face.

by Josh Doane June 25, 2006

dropping the cosby kids off at the pool

Slang for taking a shit.

If you need me, i'll be dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.

by Pr0ph3t April 4, 2003

Costa del Chav

Holiday destination popular among chavs. Typically refers to anywhere cheap, crowded and with the only real attractions being bars and beaches.

Are you going for your usual week in the Costa del Chav this year?

by chavros July 31, 2006

Cosby drunk

When someone who is neither Bill Cosby's age or race becomes so drunk that they sound like him.

After having half a bottle of whiskey and 3 shots of Petron Dave was Cosby drunk.

Dave: Lemmmmmeeeee a tell uuuuuuuu abowt mai sun Ennis heez a goooood boy and I like da jellooooh pooooding.

Gary: Damn man you're Cosby drunk!

by NurseLaura February 7, 2010

Filthy Cosmonaut

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.

Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!

by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011

Cosmofagstic

A made up word created by Cosmin P.

A romanian cock sucker that gets owned in RTS games.

Superman : Yo Cosmin! You are a cosmofagstic.

Cosmin: Fo Sho!

Superman: ....... FAG.

by SupermanCosmin November 17, 2009