Chode

a penis so fat that the width is greater than the length
"Damn, that Dan flashed us his nasty chode"

"You chode licker!"
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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chode

an alien from the plant chodon, described as having short pink shafts of lights beaming from them, being short and girthful in stature, and often seen with plastic protective armor (evident in a popular short story)
In search of an increase in size and endurance, chodes ventured to the planet earth looking for miracle drugs.
by Carl Bracken July 16, 2006
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chode

It's a Middle Eastern instrument that comes from the depths of King Tutenkamen's Grave. It's not as cool as you think.
by johnstamos69 April 29, 2005
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chode

a word used to describe a boy who was giving a fatass a lapdance and took a picture but little did he know that his tiny, chode was sticking out of his unbuttoned boxers. The word circulated that mancuso had a chode and now everyone refers to this fat shit as CHODE MASTA FLEX. then after this affair, he went and got a flat, horse loving girlfriend because she is all he can get.
Jess is a chode-toucher, aka the Original Chode Toucher (OCT).
by Greek Power June 23, 2006
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Chode

A schlong that has more girth than length
A chode is nothing to brag about
by Chris123 November 17, 2005
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chode

A penis shaped like a pizza dish, with such girth that it splits anything it enters.
Byron Peters is legendary for his chode. They say it's a real Bobby Dazzler.
by Simon Smith May 08, 2003
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The NASTY GRIME(sweat and shite) in between a males bunghole and scrotum .Can appear to look like butt-cheese and smell like it also.
"Dude?"Whats wrong with that cheese dip ?It looks an smells like chode!
by Francessca May 20, 2006
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