brucebannerswifey

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brucebannerswifey by bucky barnes official October 3, 2021

Bruce Jenner Oil 

A term coined by Peg McMinty, referring to automatic (or manual) transmission fluid.

"Alright, we got engine oil on this- oh, this is tranny. Bruce Jenner oil on this side."

Bruce Jenner Oil by Buttered Quayle November 22, 2021

bruce 

(adjective) Used to describe something that shouldn't happen, but does, and you should just accept it.
It "Just Works".

"why did that concrete wall explode from a laser hitting it? that's bruce"
"yeah, the brucege is crazy in this show"

bruce by anonymous March 28, 2022

Bruce amen

A spiritual encounter really, if performed properly. It's the act of a guy fucking a girl in the ass while he simultaneously siting on the bed post, fucking his own ass but, as he is about to cum, the girl quickly turns around to take the entire load in her mouth as he drops his entire body weight down onto the bed post. Once she has his entire load in her mouth, she gargles it stands up, spits it in the man's mouth (while he's still full weight in the bed post) then he gargles it, spits it in the girls face, then slaps the shit out of her and tells her to make him a sandwich.

Girl! You wouldn't believe it... Tobe "Bruce Amened" me so good last night... I felt like I was a Jimmy John's employee when we were done.

Dude, I'm going to "Bruce Amen" her so good tonight, she's going to buy stock in Subway.

Bruce amen by Inkd.n.confused January 4, 2023

Bruceing 

The act of doing something that you believe will make your life easier, but in fact makes it more difficult.

Sam: Why is he swimming upstream like that?
Dan: He thinks he's swimming downstream.
Sam: Hasn't anyone told him?
Dan: He doesn't listen, he's just bruceing.

Bruceing by Just Kidding or Am I April 11, 2023

Brocedes 

The iconic ship name for 7 time WDC Lewis Hamilton and WDC Nico Rosberg

Quite literally a childhood friends to lovers to enemies. They used to be very close friends since their childhood but their friendship ended tragically in 2016, the year Rosberg became WDC and decided to retire.

This could the one of the saddest ships in F1 but they’re also just two men pathetically in love with each other who refuse to be the first to apologize.

Person 1: did you know about Rosberg and Hamilton? I heard they don’t even talk anymore

Person 2: yeah, but Rosberg is always praising Hamilton and shit, he’s like properly in love with him

Person 1: I’m not sure, Hamilton doesn’t even say his name, must be weird, they even live in the same building! How do they avoid each other?

Person 2: Brocedes is so weird I swear it’s just a comedy disguised as a tragedy

Brocedes by not-my-name June 5, 2023

De bruged 

being De Bruged is the act of, getting things stolen from you, getting mindfucked, or pranked

"Dude! You just got De Bruged!" or
"Your door got De Bruged"

De bruged by R De Bruges November 19, 2012