Bradley Com Kid

Usually a girl in a sorority whose designs are comparable to that of a kindergartner's. Uses such fonts as Comic Sans, and thinks they are they most amazing fonts ever. Usually loud and obnoxious. Nothing ever gets done when working with them in a group. Freaks out that their computer will not work, when in reality it is only unplugged.

You are so stupid, you are probably a Bradley Com Kid.

by JaneDohe February 17, 2009

bradley

(verb) the act of taking a bite of someone else's sandwich and in the process, ripping the contents out and usually dropping them onto the floor

oh man, he just bradley'd my sandwich.

by i just puked from laughing February 7, 2010

brailure

Bro + Failure

When 2 or more bros suffer failure from not obtaining women they have been working on

Bro 1: Yo did you get with that one hot chick from last night?
Bro 2: Me and him(Bro 3) got rejected broseidon.
Bro 1: Classic brailure brodysseus.
Bro 3: Totally broski.

by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011

Hair Braided

Code word that means (head, Blow job) that hoes (whores) use when they are trying to fool the person they are talking to.

Gurl I braided his hair last night. Thought I'd need my stomach pumped.

Hey babe, I'm going to Kim's house, her hubby wants his hair braided

damn it's been a minute since my head been braided real good

by Raybudd August 11, 2010

braid

making an artist/song popular by promoting them. usually by means of radio or news station.

Lupe-
we want it to braid - meanin we want it grow - meanin we want it to stay

by D-Wote June 19, 2008

bradley

refers to an individual who is exceedingly proficient in the art of performing "The Bat-Wing." (where ones scrotum is stretched out flat, to the brink of rupturing the scrotum and ejecting ones testicle, using two hands to replicate the image of a bat's wing.) Bradleys can work in teams either by presenting a series of "bat-wings" and performing choreographed routines; or by having multiple bradleys applying force to one bradleys scrotum to achieve what is known in the industry as a "Super Bat-Wing."

"That guy really pulled an accidental Bradley on himself yesterday when he didn't realise that his scrotum was caught in the rear sprocket of his motorcycle! It was stretched out that far I could read the label of the oil bottle on the other side through the skin!"

by screaming axe wound February 6, 2010

Braiden

A guy who tries to hard to get the one girl he really likes when he try’s to move on he will never be the same he don’t like to make the first move unless he has to will do what he can to make it as long as he can he is depressed guy but don’t like to show it

Braiden is depressed and is lonely

by Steve is not dead September 9, 2019