BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.

Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016

Sucked Battery

When your battery is low. Or you had open some Apps ,so they stole your battery.

Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept

Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.

by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017

thotter botter

The ULTIMATE thot. More of a thot then a thot but less of a hoe then a prostitute.

That girl is a straight thotter botter

by Jkgdkkgsd February 27, 2017

Leaky Battery

Whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication.

"Bro, This girl gave a 'leaky battery' last night; I kind of enjoyed it."

by TinyMan1212 August 21, 2017

verbal battery

the perpetuating of racial stereotypes, usually brought up by one pulling out the race card as an excuse

Kyle: Jay why are you always late
Jay: That's verbal battery, you are perpetuating black stereotypes

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018

Lead battery

Something that powers lots of home supplies but can give you lead poisoning.

My lead battery is working in my fan but I feel sick

by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018

poundland battery

To be of very little energy and seemingly useless

Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”

by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020