snow boarding

Snow boarding also meaning the snortn of cocaine!

"dang Dude Where have you been snow boarding, your shits looks all jacked up!"

by annidel September 3, 2009

Water Boarded

When you are eating out a woman and she squirts in your mouth or on your face.

I was eating out this girl last night and she water boarded me! That is my type of interrogation.

by Dgr8cristobal May 13, 2011

boards

Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.

Somebody ripped-off my new boards!

by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010

Ouija board

Yeah it'll definately invite evil spirits into your home like in the Exorcist or The Evil Dead.

I really wouldn't play it if I were you.Ouija boards are creepy.

by life is disturbing September 25, 2005

Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Bitarded

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man

Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded

by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009

boarding school rations

Tiny helpings of food, or revolting quality food. Self-explanatory.

The plaice was three inches long and had a maggot in it. Why are we reduced to these boarding school rations?

by Fearman August 7, 2007