Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know you have some thing weighing on you Johnny, stop beating off behind the bush and just say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

bonting

(n) A small, smooth stone- typically palm-sized- whose presense brings comfort and companionship. Derived from the "The Big Alfie Out of Doors" storybook. Posessed of strong anthropomorphic qualities (although this writer does not preclude the possibilities of inappropriate connotations)

The bonting, held in the bear's paw, was deluged in soothing aloe pulp.

by alljokingaside September 7, 2021

Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023

beating the tuna

A girl/woman master bating stinking up the place with a fishy smelling pussy.

Someone (a girl) was in the bathroom beating the tuna! It stinks like fish in there.

by Mikejam July 27, 2023

Beating the Bonus Hole

The act of Female masterbation

I was busy Beating the Bonus Hole

by anonymous July 28, 2023

peting beating

When someone's knowledge gets WWF SMACKDOWN by none other than the Peting himself.

That interview didn't go well. He got the full fledged Peting Beating.

by mexiknife March 20, 2013

Carpet Beating

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet beating and get out of my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019