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Clock Blocked

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.
Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'
by What About Bob January 22, 2013
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blockedbyjames

A lebron james homosexual fan . Also someone who has the best instagram of page .
Yo who’s that ?

That’s Blockedbyjames , he’s super homo for Lebron James
by mstakeyobitch May 19, 2021
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Chat Blocked

When your in a chatroom having cyber-sex and someone enters and ruins the "mood".
I was tottaly having CS with Kittygirl9464 but hotmanforchicks67 freaken came in and chat blocked me.
by Alix McQ October 11, 2008
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GF Blocked

When you have a GF (girlfriend) and suddenly all the chicks want you. and your GF is now blocking you from scoring with them all.
Dude 1: Bro, this chick is hot

Dude 2: Yeah, too bad i'm being GF blocked
by Mrdudemanguysir11 January 26, 2010
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Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.
by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011
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chatroulette blocked

A term refering to when you are on chatroulette and you finally find a girl willing to show you here tits, but her roomate is in the room and wont leave.
Yeager, Ricky, and Chandler got chatroulette blocked like a motherfucker last night.
by I blame team reade May 20, 2011
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Pod-blocked

One who prevents another from playing their iPod on the stereo amongst a group of people.
I was playing music on the stereo with my iPod when Phil out of nowhere plugged in his iPod. Phil "pod-blocked" me, that prick.
by 1DaftPunk April 14, 2012
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