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Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
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Mama birded

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick
Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel
by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017
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Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.
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unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry
Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride
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baby birded

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten
"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"
by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019
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CURTI BIRDIE

white boi who thinks he is rich and loves girls name alexis and is always flexing, he is a little bit smart but not a lot he also has a boyfriend name denzel and they do thressome together he kinda tall
women :that rich white boi must be curti birdi
boi = boy

curti birdie= curtis dodd
by PENGUINGOD21 May 29, 2019
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Baby birded

When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.
Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.
by Bkk4 January 1, 2020
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