struggle beard

When a grown man can only grow facial hair in patches.

Yo, look Greg has a struggle beard.

by Trevineaux October 27, 2017

Bear-and-a-Half

The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones.

If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.

Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!

by Ice Boundary June 15, 2011

flesh-colored beard

extremely freaky beard thats the exact same color as the guys face... see: Spencer from 'The Hills'

-Whats he look like?
-He has a flesh-colored beard...
-EW!

by the_best_ever August 23, 2008

bear grylls

Adj. - To identify any living thing as a good source of protein before cutting its head off and eating it.

Guy 1: I threw a large piece of wood at a rabbits head and killed it.
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!

by Johnny Dickionary December 9, 2007

snuggle bear

1. A good friend or lover who is very snuggable; usually used to address that person.

2. An actual teddy bear designed for snuggling, as opposed to displaying in a collection.

1. Come here, snuggle bear, and give me a big hug!

2. Beanie Babies make terrible snuggle bears; I need something I can hold in my arms without dropping.

by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 13, 2006

Beard Papa's

A type of cafe which specializes in creating creme puffs and creme styled pastries. Also a place where people make common jokes and references about ejaculation.

Those creme puffs from Beard Papa's are so good.

(A very hot girl walks into Beard Papa's and orders some creme puffs)

Someone: I'd like to creme those puffs!
or
I'd like to beard those papas!

by Mario Lomas April 6, 2008

bear trek

(noun) english slang for a lengthy walk, a large distance covered by foot

(note: bear is basically an adjective that can be used instead of 'very', examples are 'that bus is Bear Big'

'Mother teresa, that walk was a fucking Bear trek!'

by BBHGHGH February 23, 2009