badingadong

used to represent another word; specifically private parts.

When Alica pantsed Joe, the whole french class saw his badingadong.

by liv g March 23, 2008

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Biting rocks

Biting Rocks is a phrase used to describe extreme boredom. The point is to provide mental imagary of someone so bored that all they can do is find a rock and bite it. Not to be taken literally.

Oh dude, I was so bored last night, I was biting rocks.

by Bribar February 14, 2010

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beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

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Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

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basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

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