Backwards Stander

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.

When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.

by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007

Backwardism

A political ideology that believes in extreme conservatism, and a return to older times. However, unlike anarcho primitivism, backwardism only focuses on the negative parts of preindustrial society.

NO, NO, NO! I'm not an anarcho primitivst NOR a conservative. I believe in backwardism.

by taborok February 21, 2022

Backwards-Jump-Top

When your girl give you too but instead of riding you,she jumps on your Johnson

Bruh my girl is so kinky that she did the Backwards-Jump-Top to me last night.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism

"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"

by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012

Backwards tiptoe

When a girl reverse cowgirl rides your feet.

I walked in on my mom giving my dad a backwards tiptoe.

by Extendedmeme April 1, 2020

Backward xylophone

An insult to a dead gay person

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now

by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022

backwards bumming

Backwards Bumming is a sexual position which involves two people - one f which must be male Both participants kneel on the floor facing away from each other (bum to bum). The male (or one of the males) pushes his dick down and back through his leg - effectively pointing backwards. Both participants then move towards each other engaging in anal sex.

Are you alright there Pete? You look like you're in a bit of pain?
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!

by MaccieG July 9, 2021