Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

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Wet Burrito

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.

After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.

by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009

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Tahitian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.

If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.

by Dirty Sanchez 1 October 25, 2013

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