Burrito

A substance who's nonexistence would cause suicide on a global scale

Carl: Dude, I want a burrito.
Sean: Yeah man if I go another week without one I'd kill myself

by cox'n'dix October 18, 2010

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

Burrito Butt

A gaylord thats had to much ass action, so much that his asshole looks like a burrito, possibly he needs to wear a jam rag to hold his dinner in!!

He's had one fisting too many, just look at his burrito butt

by urgeiton January 13, 2004

Mexican Burrito

A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.

Santiago: "ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!"

Perijo: "oy good job comrade!"

by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008

Arizona Burrito

An Arizona Burrito is where a man is giving anal sex to a woman, and apon insertion feels a burning sensation. The man then pulls out to find the undigested remnants of jalapeno peppers stuck to his manhood.

The new girl and I were tryin somthing new, I got down and dirty and she gave me an Arizona Burrito!

by Sam1234512 November 17, 2007

Burrito Face

1) One that posses a grossly disfigured face riddled with acne and cheese.

2) A face that resembles the contents of a burrito after it has been shat out.

"Look at the Burrito Face on that redhead skeezer!"

by lzzlxxlzzlxxlzzl March 25, 2009

hot burrito dinner

getting a hot burrito thrown at you from moving car

The panhandler's sign read "will work for food" so we threw a hot burrito at him giving him a hot burrito dinner.

by futnucks December 14, 2009