jesus birthday sex

An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.

John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...

Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.

John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.

Jane: Ok! Let's do it!

by Jbislollipop23 December 26, 2009

Happy Birthday

1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.

My cousin was passed out on the couch so we filled up the dish basin with hot water and gave him a happy birthday, it was so funny!

by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006

birthday challenge

The succesful completion of masturbating to orgasm in the 24 hour period on one's birthday an equal amount of times to the age they will turn. i.e. 24th birthday would be required to masturbate 24 times.

Man, Erik gave up porn for good after his castration accident during the birthday challenge.

by thesarlac July 29, 2007

birthday dome

the act of giving head to someone on their birthday, like a birthday present =

rob asked me if i would give him some birthday dome after his party.

by rhiannon_rae March 5, 2008

Birthday Spackle

A guys cum after birthday sex.

My birthday spackle knocked her up.

by frenchmaiden87 July 10, 2010

birthday cock

The act of sticking one's penis in a significant others' birthday cake and using the tip of the penis as a serving knife

Kathy's mom was shocked to see Kathy's boyfriend using his birthday cock to cut the imported tiramisu

by billclintonsblowjobs March 1, 2015

Birthday Girl

A girl who is celebrating her birthday. She is given special treatment for looking sexy af and partying hard.

Guy 1. Ally is looking super cute!
Guy 2. Ya man, she is the Birthday Girl.

by Xxfuturexx September 4, 2018