time bandit

A midget, or dwarf. Or just slang for a short person. Taken from the film 'Time Bandits' by Terry Gilliam, in which a load of midgets all travel through time, on the run from some evil forces.

She's a time bandit, she entered the midget olympics as a 'compact discus thrower'.

by the stoneman March 21, 2008

Backdoor Bandit

Homosexual persone who does other males in the anus.

So-and-so is a "Backdoor Bandit".

by Backdoor bandit April 6, 2003

arse bandit

a gay rapist. someone who rapes gay people

Tony: Omg, dyu know Ben! ? He's an arse bandit !

by Jessika Homicide September 27, 2006

boonky bandit

A term used mainly in the Southern United States mainly by African Americans to describe a male homosexual.

Oooh that boy Rashad a boonky bandit for sho.

by j-skord September 22, 2010

Bandit Stamp

Bandit Stamp -ing | Bandit Stamped

1. adj: To Dip ones own Testicular Scrotum in to Chocolate syrup. then to Tea Bag The other person. "

-- So that afterwards the PAST TENSE adj. <Bandit Stamped> LOOKS, Like A Bandit** looks to be wearing a robbers mask"

** Bandit Also referred to as a Raccoon and the Black mask looking appearance!

(also can be dipped in SHYT. Called POOP EYED

< preferably use a classic like Hershey, or you can be more refined and use Scharffen Berger, Michel Cluizel>

(Also called Bandit Mask)

My girl is all pissed at me because I Bandit Stamped her last night, and this morning her dad woke her up and knew exactly what it was! .. She's not really mad that I gave her a Bandit Stamp, more the thought of her dad Bandit Stamping her mom! ,,, Now I hope her dad or her find out I Bandit Stamped her mom!!

Also called Bandit Mask BandiStampi coon bobbing coon stamp

by EquiinoX August 21, 2011

Rectal Bandit

Another term for Homosexual's. Used in a joking way.

1. SHIT! Don't scare me you rectal bandit

2. Hah look at him, he is defenatly a rectal bandit

by Mr.F September 16, 2008

buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.

P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.

by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003