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Water Badger 

A water mammal residing from the peat bogs of North Dartmoor, Devon. This animal is a cross between a land badger and a beaver. It is usually of dark brown in colour with white striped markings on its back and has webbed feet for swimming. Water Badgers usually feed on newts and plankton in the water, but also enjoy the sweet flowers of Wild Heather. Common locations include Raybarrow Pool and Whitemoor Marsh. These animals are incredibly shy and are thought to be the only type of badger living in water. For more information contact the Water Badger Preservation Society: water_badger@yahoo.co.uk
There's a Water Badger wiming in that Marsh.
What a girt big Water Badger!
Save the Water Badgers!
Water Badger by Amir T July 13, 2007
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Mexican Gang Bangers

Having immigrated to the United States, whether it be legally or illegally, many Mexican youths become "Vatos" and "Esse's" to find solidarity and common bond within street gangs. These uneducated, Spanish slurring "drains on society" have no real life value at all, and further hinder the United States' "free lunch" social systems in terms of healthcare and housing. Like gangs of the past times and centuries, Mexican Gang Bangers identify themselves with stereotypical fashion statements and indemnifying traits, such as "murder tattoos". Most murder tattoos for these bottom feeders are tear drops down the corner of the eye, or crucifixes. Their fashion usually consists of Dickies worker pants, shaved heads, goateed facial hair, wife beater undershirts and flannel shirts, buttoned one at the top. Mexican Gang Bangers usually start their day with eating a healthy breakfast of methamphetamines or marijuana, then their day usually consists of sitting around mama's house, drinking 40 oz malt liquor and possibly a trip to the corner outside to try and hassle a white person out of their wallet or purse by means of gunpoint threats. Like gangs before, Mexican Gang Bangers drain a society of it's resources, because in the United States, "Something for Nothing" just doesn't work at all. Instead of attaining a job and putting into society through taxes, insurance, and labor, these greasers use free healthcare provided in low-income neighborhoods ar free clinics, and then spread HIV and other diseases through their use of drugs and sexual practices on children. Rather than get an education and learn to speak English, "Vatos" would rather use the age-old "Hispanic excuse" of "culture" as a means to justify their ignorance and uselessness in society as a whole subdivision of illiterate Mexican immigrants.
Mexican Gang Bangers like to sling crack and methamphetamines to naive people in their own community.

I saw a couple of Mexican Gang Bangers on the corner the other day, trying to intimidate middle class families walking by.

Mexican Gang Bangers don't learn to speak english, their "culture" caters to them and they don't have to.

honey badger 

1. To continue in one's activities with complete disregard to one's surroundings or the surrounding individuals— especially if an aggressive action done casually.

2. The act of don't caring
He totally honey badgered the crap out of the guy when he cut him off on hiway 9.

I'm gonna honey badger that last fruit roll up and don't care who wants it.
honey badger by Crapshispants August 25, 2013

Name Bangers 

People who feel the extreme need to bash random people on Urban Dictionary by inserting their name into a long paragraph/definition on a website
Often interchangeable with the word cocksucker, tends to have no life, and a very tight vagina.
"Whats the definition for Thomas?"
"Back stabbing cocksucker who broke my heart and slept with my best friend!!"
"....stupid name bangers...."
Name Bangers by Theatrepeeps0123 January 29, 2010

vadge badger 

A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina
Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!
vadge badger by Mitch May 6, 2005
I.An expression used when somethin dramatic, affecting, breathtaking, comic, effective, emotional, expressive, farcical, histrionic, impressive, melodramatic, powerful, sensational, startling, striking, sudden, tense, theatrical, thespian, thrilling, tragic, vivid, climactic, electrifying, suspenseful happens.

II.Something Hard And Powerful
I.Say you are watching a fight. And one guy gets hit and passes out. You could Say "BANGERS!", Or you could say "Damn he got hit with a Banger!!"
Bangers by WhiteJuly July 4, 2009

Badgerman 

Born in Lithuania in 1923, the only known person who has a triple helix DNA structure. Inventor of telegraph poles, chinese food, and wigwams.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese".
Has a Huge Cock.
Badgerman and Facist Boy AWAY!!!