Attikus

a short little man who talks way too much. he's pretty goofy and silly but his little heart gets broken by all the ladies. he only wears basketball shorts and converse, but don't underestimate his extreme manly power. Because he can't get a real girlfriend, he instead has an obsession with Osaka-chan.

hey, have you seen Attikus?

yeah, he's in the corner sobbing about another rejection

by LEARZA March 10, 2022

Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022

Attila Hürkecz

Állandóan késik ez a geci

Attila Hürkecz megin késik

by AteezFox June 20, 2022

atomic mirror brain

When calling someone a smoothbrain isn’t enough

*last person on your team in call of duty doesn’t know what callouts are in search and destroy*
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN

by ForkliftCertifiedCat September 25, 2022

atomic biotic

An extremely powerful life force originating from the Italian Chinese American musician known as Wonton Parmesan.

I heard this dude wonton parmesan is super powerful. He is Atomic Biotic.

by Atomic Biotic January 14, 2023

atticus neumann

average height, quite smart actually, goofy ahh haircut and a nerdy build. not much to say about him, kinda looks like 🤓.
no gurlz... maybe boys but idk.

person 1: look at that guy, he looks smart
person 2: ye lets trcik him into helping us with homework

person 1: hi smart kid wanna be friends?
atticus neumann: doof
person 1; huh?
atticus: No ingles mis amigos

by Theo. L October 29, 2023

Data Attic

A low cost environment which is implemented to store data that is no longer used, but must be accessible to meet Service Level Agreements.

Moving a large database from a high cost SAN infrastructure to a low cost, dense, direct attach disk solution or Data Attic.

by storagechick September 23, 2010