sound the alarm

Releasing a loud, ripping fart immediately upon waking. Usually this is done while the farter is still half-asleep.

My college roommate would sound the alarm every morning around 6am.

by Trumplodyte July 5, 2019

Boston alarm clock

When you pull your pants down, straddle a bum's face, and fart on it to wake him up.

I just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of Tony's Pizzeria the old Boston alarm clock.

by Runer112 October 19, 2010

Alara Roebuck

A famous contemporary photographer, based in music and portraiture photography, she has done work for steel city's finest, bring me the horizon. Growing up on the streets of Clayton, Manchester, spending her childhood in Manchester City Centre. Going from nothing to a famous photographer travelling worldwide.

Today class we are going to be researching a famous uk photographer called Alara Roebuck

by Alara Roebuck November 26, 2009

False Alarm Fart

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas

"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart

by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010

alarm

Someone who is clearly homosexual and in denial.

Scott is a total alarm and he doesn't know it.

by Scott June 18, 2005

Green Alarm Clock

While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.

I used the Green Alarm Clock and now that's all she wants.

by Caveman Robin February 19, 2008

Allard

A stupid crazy like man that makes stupid jokes about everything and lives in a fantasy world and thinks he is the most brilliant and smartest person on the planet.

Hey Look, there is Allard he is imagining that he has a Korean girlfriend. In fact he failed at life.

by source_element November 1, 2010