Attention whore

Someone who craves attention all the fucking time

Wow you know who's an attention whore?
Well not Kasia for sure
Yeah you're right, it's definitely Andy.

by russianjokes666 February 22, 2014

Attention Whore

A person that needs attention from every single person it encounters. It'll post Facebook statuses of every good and/or bad thing that happens in their life.

That bitch is such an attention whore, you could read her whole biography on her Facebook.

by Ripper jack June 25, 2014

Attention whore

Someone who craves attenetion so much that if they don't have it they will die a very brutal slow and painful death

"Look at Jessica she's such an attention whore!"

by Rfhtfbki March 24, 2017

Attention whore

Anyone who posts their whole life on a social media outlet because they crave attention

Fucking attention whores

by metallicaandmegadetharegreat July 5, 2020

Tweeting for Attention

It's like pleading for attention, but doing so on Twitter.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Girl 1's tweet? What happened?

Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.

by JPhilleh September 24, 2011

left and right for attention, up and down for results

Someone either bot liked at all, or someone very popular most likely told you this. What they're talking about is cutting themselves across the wrist horizontally will get attention, while not killing you, and vertically will actually hurt you badly.

Random person, "Left and right for attention, up and down for results."

You, "Huh?"

by tdude_yahyeet12 December 30, 2022

Ascension Middle School

Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.

Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”

Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”

by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022