A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)
Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.
Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.
Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.
Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
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The sociotechonomic factors of the 21st century, such as the increased use of the internet and social media, America's increased distaste for the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and the sudden faltering of the economy at the end of the Bush era are all important conditions that played a role in Barack Obama's vitory in the 2008 Presidential election.
by Helloo0ooo October 9, 2011
Get the Sociotechonomic factors mug.The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.
"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."
"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
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After Mary quit due to the high work load, my boss handed me all of her duties to do in addition to my own. My clone factor is now at least 2.
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I was worried about starving to death on my trip to the Amazon. Luckily, the Kaitlin Factor prevailed.
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"That party really got out of hand.." "Yeah, that broken staircase from Dave mattress sledding was the total fuckery factor there."
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