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Frits Factor

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014
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The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
by masteryt May 25, 2012
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shamil factor

It’s the satanic force of extreme time pressures and unrealistic deadlines which is a part of most non-govt jobs. It’s impact is most observable in professionals working in the accounting and finance fields. It is known to cause chronic stress, anxiety, heart attacks and even cancer!
Sally is currently stressed due to the impact of the Shamil factor due to the workload as a result of the financial year end coming up!
by UniqueInnovator June 19, 2022
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Haggis Factor

A hidden cost factor used by any scottish person who owns a business.
Mr. MacKay buys product at a certain price and marks it up using a haggis factor to overinflate the cost.
by hfactor October 12, 2009
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Bob Factor

Losing in life. No matter what the subject or how much of a sure thing you think it is you loose. A curse or hex.
I bet on Atlanta to win the Super Bowl and got Bob Factored.
by Glow worm May 11, 2017
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pity factor

when a male becomes diseased or bodily injured and attempts to use these disabilities to get personnal gain and/or pleasure from the opposit sex.
dude tim totally got the pity factor at last nights party with that broken neck!
by michael and nate November 7, 2007
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Fuckery Factor

The common root cause that makes a situation become fucked; an instigative action, suggestion, or plan that causes fuckery to ensue leading to a fucked moment
"That party really got out of hand.." "Yeah, that broken staircase from Dave mattress sledding was the total fuckery factor there."
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