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Going from the theory that every action has an equal and greater reaction, The Apocalypse occurs as a result of a human male ejaculating at the exact same time that he releases a dump into the toilet.
But at the exact same time that this is occuring the man must punish himself so relentlessly that he begins to bleed, cry, and sweat as well as making himself vomit, burp, cough, sneeze along with every other form of bodily fluid coming forth from the bowels of his body.
All of this being done at the precise and exact same time, will certainly cause the destruction of Pluto, eventually causing the end of the world.
Going from the theory that every action has an equal and greater reaction, The Apocalypse occurs as a result of a human male ejaculating at the exact same time that he releases a dump into the toilet.
But at the exact same time that this is occuring the man must punish himself so relentlessly that he begins to bleed, cry, and sweat as well as making himself vomit, burp, cough, sneeze along with every other form of bodily fluid coming forth from the bowels of his body.
All of this being done at the precise and exact same time, will certainly cause the destruction of Pluto, eventually causing the end of the world.
"Hey man, I don't feel like the world should be around anymore, I'll be in the bathroom attempting to Apocalypse."
by Jared/Mike December 1, 2006
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Ex 1. German Apology to Wife: " I am sorry if you misunderstood or didnt hear me when I told you that I was going to the Jets game on Sunday"
Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"
Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"
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A nintendo fanboy who will excuse or ignore all the mistakes that Masahiro Sakurai (Creator of Super Smash Bros) will make in favor of pretending his games are perfect.
Things a Sakurai Apologist would say
1. "Smash Tour is way better then Subspace, and it shits on Melee's adventure mode. Its not complicated, your just retarded. Heck we're lucky we even got any modes at all!"
2. "Dark Pit and Lucina are completely valid characters who Sakurai didn't waste any time creating and adding. Lucas and Wolf were complete clones who were overshadowing the other characters. Nothing wrong with cutting them.
3."(Insert overpowered character) isn't OP! you just need to get gud."
4. "Sakurai can do whatever he wants because its his game. Stop complaining. So what if you're a paying customer! Fuck you for having an opinion about a game that you're paying 60$+ for! Your negative feedback makes you, the paying customer, an ungrateful piece of shit!"
1. "Smash Tour is way better then Subspace, and it shits on Melee's adventure mode. Its not complicated, your just retarded. Heck we're lucky we even got any modes at all!"
2. "Dark Pit and Lucina are completely valid characters who Sakurai didn't waste any time creating and adding. Lucas and Wolf were complete clones who were overshadowing the other characters. Nothing wrong with cutting them.
3."(Insert overpowered character) isn't OP! you just need to get gud."
4. "Sakurai can do whatever he wants because its his game. Stop complaining. So what if you're a paying customer! Fuck you for having an opinion about a game that you're paying 60$+ for! Your negative feedback makes you, the paying customer, an ungrateful piece of shit!"
by Nintenda April 14, 2015
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After a few warm beers, Jessica and I groped our way through the darkness and humid heat to the ruins of her burnt-out apartment building, where, to nobody's greater surprise than ours, we ended up engaging in apocalypse sex.
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Get the apotemnphile mug.Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.
The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.
The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.
Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.
The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.
The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.
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