Tactical Shower

To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant
You going to have a douche?

Nah mate, tactical shower.
by LordWillberforce May 05, 2011
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Frat shower

The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.
"Mmm baby you smell so good."

"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."
by RelapseSAE May 29, 2011
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shower cement

When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.
Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!
by the gordano January 05, 2017
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slave shower

When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.
"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 20, 2013
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Shower Hop

A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.
I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.
by Slim Deeds August 17, 2008
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ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.
It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.
by majesticbeard October 26, 2014
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taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".
Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.
by TheBigBoyB January 26, 2015
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