When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.
Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!
by the gordano January 4, 2017
Get the shower cementmug. The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby
by Jayblox January 13, 2009
Get the Shower Napkinmug. When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.
"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013
Get the slave showermug. A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.
OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!
by incomplete pete November 3, 2009
Get the Shower Oystermug. by LordWillberforce May 29, 2011
Get the Tactical Showermug. Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
by MarkWT February 18, 2009
Get the Southern Showermug. by Czars868 June 14, 2016
Get the Trini showermug.