Southern Shower

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
by MarkWT October 14, 2008
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Gibsoned

When someone tears into you like there is no tomorrow, as in Mel Gibson to Oksana Grigorieva.
Damn, that crazy bitch just totally gibsoned me.

Don't make me get all Gibson on your ass.
by MarkWT July 14, 2010
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