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Kitty Lock

Being kitty locked is when you are wanting to get up, but your cat is on your lap and you don't want to get up because it would disturb the kitty.
I really want to get up, but I have a kitty on my lap. She has totally kitty locked me.
by TeccaN9nja August 13, 2014
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Couch-lock

When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.
I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.
by four.25 October 1, 2019
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chop and lock

The act of a woman chopping a man's arms out and locking him in with her legs so he can ejaculate inside of her vagina insted of him using the pull out method thus trapping him into having her offspring.
Gold digging female 1: "How did you get so lucky with richie rich?"

Gold digging female 2: "He said he want to break up. So I said lets have goodbye sex and I used the chop and lock to trap his ass."

Gold digging female 1: "I used that on my first two husbands to get knockd up...good move"
by dwaters30 November 5, 2011
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Bambi Uniform Lock

Good girl Bambis need to keep their uniform on.
Good girl bambi. Bambi loves her sexy girly clothes right? Bambi uniform lock
by Bambi Sleep December 31, 2022
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vapor lock

A sex act that involves a woman being penetrated by three men via the vagina, mouth and anus simultaneously.
she put in a great performance for a newcomer, but she seemed to get overwhelmed in the vapor lock.
by Steven Moreso July 21, 2006
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Scroll Lock

Who created this mysterious wonder? And why?
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003
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lead pipe lock

a guarantee; a definite outcome
My bookie says (insert team) is a lead pipe lock to win.
by J&L February 14, 2008
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