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Boat Cheese 

The liquid substance that is taken off of a floating piece of feces, it then sits there and molds in the toilet water until it looks like cheese.
Wheres the plunger fool? My shits been sitting in the toilet all night and its starting to get boat cheese around it.

Ultimate cheese rag 

Where on takes a slice of cheese, jerks off and ejaculates on the cheese, and slaps a girl on the face.
Hey man! I did a ultimate cheese rag to my girlfriend last night

Top Cheese Hockey 

The greatest sports news website on the planet. Funny, straightforward and professional. It's clearly the future of hockey news. It's Prime Cheddar worthy and loaded with awesome features like Play of the Week, Pictures, Polls and Forums. Only cool people check it out...
Yo, I went on Top Cheese Hockey yesterday and they had some dope hockey pics!
Top Cheese Hockey by A Segs December 16, 2011

fish-cheese-dirtity 

the most pungent female genitalia can possibly become
Abdul: Woah that reaks! When was the last time you washed that!?

Lola: You're supposed to wash it?

Abdul: Uh.. YEAH! That is just fish-cheese-dirtity. I shall depart now. Farewell.

Orangutan-Cheesecake 

When a male is having intercourse with a partner, then forces said partner's face into their armpit until the partner vomits. The man then scrapes the vomit into a pie-plate and mixes with cream cheese, then forces his partner to eat it.
Guy 1: "Man, my girl's into some weird shit, and she wanted to try something new, so I didn't shower for like, three days, and I gave her an orangutan-cheesecake last night."
Guy 2: "Dude! That's fuckin' sick! Did she like it?"
Guy 1: " Nah, man.....nah..."
Orangutan-Cheesecake by The Keallach February 24, 2014

grilled cheese 

When you fuck your partner so hard and hot you end up swaping a lot of sweet and cum in the process. Perfect for cold weather.
It was reallly fucking cold but then I grilled cheese my GF and I feel so much better now.
grilled cheese by PuertoricanLion December 12, 2015