One-night friend

A one-night friend is an internet friend that you stay up late to chat with, but ghosts you the next morning and never talks to you ever again.

A: 'I met a really great girl last night on discord! We have so much in common.'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'

by oftmice June 28, 2019

one eye texting

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message

I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am

by chris suave January 20, 2010

One of my mates

Phrase used by a buddy telling a tale of something embarrassing that happened to "one of my mates" when clearly it happened to him.

One of my mates was getting off with this right ugly bird when......

One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....

One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...

by dgh938peg July 9, 2010

One more rider

Called out at full volume when there is an opening for one more person to join in whatever you are doing. Derived from the fairgrouund.

"One more rider for the waltzer"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

One inch pinch

A tiny penis

You have a one inch pinch... hahaha

by Superstar21 June 2, 2018

Pull one Scene

1. To hang out and chill

2. To get blazed or drunk out of your mind

3. A gathering of friends who just have fun together

Bro let's pull one scene man

by aconfusednihilist November 22, 2019

One Nightmare Stand

Caught in the act of sex especially by the lover eg. wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend or partner.

my secret affair ended up in a one nightmare stand.

by weMasconi November 26, 2010