Nacho Cheese Spread

What old people think we're saying when we said that's what she said.

Ouch! -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread! -Old Person.
You Mean That's What She Said?? -Teen.

Nacho Cheese Spread by lovverrrr December 6, 2010

Goattage Cheese 

Any type of rash or skin ailment caused by a person"s Jeans or Pants being crammed in their butt crack

That Girl is suffering from Goattage Cheese.I told Her to buy looser fitting pants

Goattage Cheese by dacman813 May 8, 2011

Philly Cheese sandwich 

A type of vagina that looks like the meat of a phillly cheese steak sandwich.

Damn, I banged this one chick yesterday and she had a vagina that looked like a philly cheese sandwich.

Philly Cheese sandwich by ShinyTreeBranches January 2, 2013

sheep cheese

sheep cheese, originally knowns as ,,bryndza'' is a special and rare kind of a cheese comming from Slovakia, little country situated in central Europe. It has a lots of use but is best known for its combining with dumblings what makes it slovakian most popular and traditional food- dumblings with sheep cheese

dumblings with sheep cheese, soup with sheep cheese, some people put it on the bread too

sheep cheese by obafemi13 February 11, 2014

montana cheese stick 

This is when a male dips his penis into melted cheese (preferably mozzarella) and shoves it into his partner's (or bitch's) anus and keeps it there for a few seconds. This allows the cheese to slightly harden, so when you pull it out and continue, she can feel... Everything. Don't stop even if she is in genuine pain, in fact, that's the goal. This is mainly used as a form of break up sex.

"Hey babe, how about a Montana cheese stick for the road?"

montana cheese stick by Briggsworth April 26, 2014

granny cheese 

The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.

Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.

granny cheese by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014

Coffee cheese 

The cheesy substance that exists inside your travel mug lid and/or it's associated pouring mechanism. It unknowingly builds up over time from lack of daily cleaning. After an extended period of time fungus will grow morphing said item into "Travel Chef Salad".

Brah: Dude, don't EVER lend me your travel mug again!

Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!

Coffee cheese by Laika 2 February 16, 2015