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Vurping the tickle monster 

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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beating the tuna 

A girl/woman master bating stinking up the place with a fishy smelling pussy.
Someone (a girl) was in the bathroom beating the tuna! It stinks like fish in there.
beating the tuna by Mikejam July 27, 2023

Paint the town red 

'Paint the town red' is when I said what I said and I would rather be famous instead. It also can be used for when I let all the get to my head xxx<3
'CAROL YOU KILLED HER'
'Idc I paint the town red'

pulling tricks at the truck stop 

a) ( used as a phrase or as a noun): what a teen girl from the Southern US might tell you in a chat room if she isnt proud of her minimum wage job or has a second job, i.e an illegal job that is, if you know what I mean.

b) for an adult female in the southern US (minus Texas and Florida) to actually work a second job as a prostitute at a truck stop in order to supplement her income from her minimum wage job.
Whereas pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition a) may act ually be a coded message by a teen girl to tell you that she does indeed have a second job, i, e selling drugs, pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition b), when said by an adult female, may not be as offensive as you might think; an adult woman with a minimum wage job who doesn't feel that she is making enough, should have the right to decide whether or not she will prostitute herself or not, as long as she doesn't do drugs or excessive alcohol on top of her minimum wage job and 'legal prostitution'

tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other
1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

Tippin’ to the top 

Being at the maximum state of intoxication
“This wine got me tippin’ to the top!”

Wordness to the Turdness 

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"