Water

the liquid form of H2O

Person A: i am thirsty
Person B: Drink some water

by DogsAreSuperCute October 22, 2023

Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

by Ligament May 25, 2023

water

a liquid that has no calories so it is neither good or bad for you.

I'm going to inhale this water!

by Stufferson April 12, 2022

Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

by VeeDAB September 4, 2021

water gun revival

To load water gun with semen then discharge in the mouth of yawning bystander's.

Hey joe, you want to go to the sleep clinic and dish out a water gun revival?

by Hatred4 haybales July 1, 2020

Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.

"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."

by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024

Water Buffalo

Look in the mirror, you’ll see one

You look like a water buffalo

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020