Swallow The Whole Nut

Similar to Swallow The Whole Meat however this saying holds much much more power. Saying this to or about someone means that you are bitching them out or they are getting fucked in such a way that their dad will realize he should of worn a condom.

1.) "Hey Tim, just found out I have stage 4 terminal cancer".

(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".

2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".

by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019

Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.

Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.

by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019

nut-busting paradise

A state of ejaculation so sublime that it takes you to nirvana

She gave such good head that it took him to nut-busting paradise

by Papa Bagels March 24, 2017

nut gut bust

When you bust in yo girls gut and it expands her stomach.

Nut gut bust: When you bust in yo girls gut and it expands her stomach.
I had a mega nut gut bust in Sarah last night her stomach grew 2 inches.

by That One Cunt November 9, 2017

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

bust a rowdy nut

An exceptionally good orgasm.

Yo, my GF was working my dick like a genius works a Rubik's Cube. I mean, she didn't peel no stickers off but the way she "solved" my "crank puzzle" made me bust a rowdy nut.

by Best Gayest Dad January 21, 2018

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017