Wing-Mom

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

Wing-Mom by TeamCook March 28, 2019

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A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

Wing-Mom by TeamCook March 28, 2019

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One of the nicest people ever and will guide you throughout most of your life,sticking by your side although she might be a bit stressful at times.

Dave:Fuck you
Jared:that’s not what your mom said last night

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the woman who gave birth to you, and had sex with your father

I fucked your mom lastnight

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