How many beans make 5 

Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.

Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?

How many beans make 5 by fen riss August 22, 2011

beany cheese 

an insult where chavs do not understand a word you say but still think that they are better than you i.e starting on you, kickin bread at you, farting ect ect. or a random thing that can make a select few cry with laughter in the right place and the right time. it can also infuriate and aggrivate almost everyone else who doesnt find it funny. chavs are gay. they have sweaty bum fun listenin to usher and r n b crap. chavs have no nobs. chavvettes have nobs. they are gay.

chav: *oi prick u wana get smacked up*
you * BEAN!*

beany beany cheese!
*you getting slapped*

beany cheese by benibobs May 13, 2005

Faba Beans

adj. To act stupid or moronic; an idiot.

John: Man, Jimmy's being acting like such a douche right now...
Bob: Yeah man, he's all like faba beans.

Random angry dude: Man you so dumb, you all like faba beans!

Faba Beans by TheBlondeNextToMeIsDumb November 14, 2011

beanerbanger 

A girl of any race but hispanic/latina/mexican/beaner etc etc etc who is fucking a hispanic/latina/mexican/beaner etc etc etc.

Girl A: Hey did you hear about Nicole? She's a beanerbanger!

Girl B: damn that's fun to say beanerbanger beanerbanger

-Both A and B chant-

beanerbanger by Julia Nash July 20, 2009

Pro Beaner 

A beaner that is able to steal anything without being caught. They also can do all of the jobs normal beaners do, however they are much better than average beaners. They are illegal immigrants from Mexico, but they are never caught.

My ipod, cellphone, car, house keys, computer, porn magazines, dildo, and vibrater were stolen by a pro beaner in one minute.

Pro Beaner by ProBeaner March 14, 2007

pork and beans 

A term for a man's size challenged genitalia

Friend: Did you have sex with Dave last night?

Girl: Nah, I saw his junk and it looked like pork and beans down there. All shriveled up and nasty!

pork and beans by Old Bastard Dave May 1, 2016

Jerry Beans Man 

The best Yu-Gi-Oh card ever. "Jerry, a bean soldier, believes he is the strongest warrior in the world, but his true abilities are still untested." Can be abbreviated to JBM.

In addition to that, he owns your mother's face.

1. Jerry Beans Man is the coolest ever. *dies*

2. Back up before I Jerry Beans Man your ass.

Jerry Beans Man by TeamJBM December 27, 2009