Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans

Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands

by Yousuckloser June 4, 2021

Lars hands

"That feeling you get when Spaghetti falls out your pocket"

"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"

"Lars hands"

by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 5, 2020

Silk hand

When you get semen on your hand

I gave this girl a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 25, 2016

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

Hand Pusher

A guy who puts a girls hand on his dick to forcibly initiate a handjob or sucky sucky.

I thought we were having a good night i was going to give him head until i found out he was a hand pusher when he shoved my hand on his dick

by CHEESY WEEZY LEMON SQUEEZY July 30, 2018

rhythm hand

the hand used as a metronome when there is not one around. Used mostly by rap artists

I keep my flow steady with my rhythm hand

by Nasty Ho March 20, 2011

hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.

"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021