Baby Fuck

n. A person who make you so aggrivated that you need to string together a phrase using pity, fuck and an infant.

Originated from infant pedophiles

A: Hey, whats wrong?
B: Oh, I'm just having problems with my back
A: That's what your mom said last night!
B: Oh dammit, you're such a baby fuck!

by meatcube October 20, 2008

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Baby Carrot

A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.

Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.

by Bay Port Band Pirate February 20, 2011

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When a person describes a baby as "Precious" they are basically saying "Your baby is ugly as fuck, don't take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light.... With all due respect."

If a person calls your child Precious you reserve the right to whoop their ass (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).

(In Church) Oh, look at him. He looks just like you! Has your nose and everything, he's such a precious baby .

As they walk away they're praying for your child.

by Yea_That's_Me March 11, 2016

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water baby

Term for a large-nostril black person. their nostrils are so large they can be under water and still breathe, like a hippopotamus.

Hey Tyrone, why you such a water baby, your momma hold you under water too long?

by boyzinblu January 19, 2010

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baby birds

moochers with a drug problem. lacking the resources to support their own habit, they expect friends and acquaintances to provide party favors and will shamelessly make a nuisance of themselves with begging, longing looks and expectant open beaks. accompanied by "cheep cheep" noises.

Scott: I'm gonna come by to try out this new stuff I picked up.

Me: The baby birds will be so excited!

by one eye shut July 21, 2009

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