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brodywank 

To masturbate awkwardly and shamefully while your spouse or significant other sits uncomfortably and watches.
We haven't had sex in months. I feel terrible, but he'll only brodywank.

He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!

Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.
brodywank by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012
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browser history 

Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.
I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess.

To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete
browser history by Asdfefwhefhwe January 19, 2014

Dutchie Brothers

Underground crew formed in the Bronx in the early 1980's (circa. 1981)specializing in promoting peaceful parties thoughout the Bronx for the purpose of brotherhood amongst, and the uplifting of, the hip-hop generation. Heavy emphasis on Weed. Credo "Come in peace or leave deceased". Sponsored "Inter-Racial" get high between beer drinking white boys and weed smokin' Ricans after racial tension boiled over at area high school. Sponsored annual Christmas Parties, girls got in free, guys get in with a tray or nickel bag of weed, or beer-school ID required. A real comraderie developed as a result of these parties. These were the pre-crack days mind you so it was all harmless fun.
Yo, the Dutchie Brothers are throwing a Zoo-Bang. DJ Scorpio & Magic throwing a jam at Poe Park.
Dutchie Brothers by Buggin' E-Z April 12, 2009

to push someone's broom 

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.
A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."

bromantic 

When a heteroseuxal guy does something romantic for another hetrosexual guy. Its a bromantic thing to do. Caution bromance is not to be confused with a gay relationship.
Andrew: 'Steve did we just call each other at the same time'
Steve: 'Yeah we did haha'
Andrew: 'Omg that's so Bromantic'
bromantic by CautionSteve December 14, 2012
1. The act where more than one male, feels strongly about a particular issue in which other males are affected
1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"
Brotest by s_41_NT August 17, 2009