Blue cheese waterbed

When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.

The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.

by indigo pup September 10, 2018

Need a girlfriend blues

Can’t survive on my own.

Need a girlfriend blues. I screwed up and now she hates me. :(

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.

Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

The Blue Moon Shave

When a man shaves his hairy ass for the viewing pleasure of his lady.

She was happy to see he had given himself the blue moon shave.

by The Blue Moon Man March 4, 2010

Back to School Blues

Feeling depressed or down on the first day of school.

I felt a case of back to school blues when the new school year started.

by Noblewolf797 August 25, 2019

blue lights chasing

Being chased by police

We ran the light red light and saw some blue lights chasing

by Jsjdjdkdjf February 9, 2017

Blue-State Problems

Social and economic problems that are usually found in Blue(left-wing) States.

Weird how a lot of recent shootings and bankruptcies seem to be happening in mostly Democratic states, talk about Blue-State Problems.

by Rapscallion-Lad December 30, 2013