Gigatonne bomb

My microwave, a bomb consisting of enough pressure to crack earth into shards.

I think we now need to test gigatonne bombs as i turned my microwave into a gigatonne bomb... megatonnes are obsolete

by Cody5050 April 11, 2023

Q-bomb

The subtle art of the perfect queef timing. To land the perfect queef at the perfect time.

Jenny: So why did he break up with you
Heather: Oh he's a big baby. He got mad when he went down and I dropped a Q-bomb right in his face.

by Jlcat January 22, 2024

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

gosh bomb

When someone drops a fact or story that elicits a reaction of mind blowing proportions.

Stacey slept with Kevin

Me: "what a gosh bomb."

by anonymous November 8, 2022

Atom Bomb

In divorce law the Atom Bomb is a strategy used by women against their husbands. The wife claims the husband molested their children and the woman ends up winning the custody case. It is 99% effective even without evidence.

That bitch used the Atom Bomb and ruined this good man's life despite him being innocent.

by @mrkulci September 11, 2020

Cream Bomb

A hearty chicken soup.

Nate made a delicious cream bomb for the family last night.

Damn, Gina! How many chickens had to die so you could make that cream bomb?

by BlackStax April 15, 2018

Redneck Car Bomb

Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.

Coca-Cola floater for pussies.

Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.

by farmers only girl June 9, 2018